The wife has a fairly hard labor, there were a few complications but all was well and now have a beautiful baby girl.
The husband turns to the doctor and asks, "So doc, when can we..uhh..be intimate again?"
The doctor smiles and tells the man, "About 6 to 8 weeks."
The man loses his shit and yells, "68 WEEKS!"
**Disclaimer:** This is a totally true story that happened to my loving mother and father who tell this story every chance they get.
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