Little Johnny was getting ready to leave school when he heard his friend panicking. He walks to his friend
LJ: "Hey, are you okay? What's wrong?"
Girl: "LITTLE JOHNNY! You have to help me! I am bleeding and I do not know why and I am so scared and I do not know what to do! You have to help me! Please!"
LJ: "You're bleeding?! Okay, okay, where are you bleeding?"
*She points down at her skirt*
LJ: "Hmm, now I see some of the blood, well, I guess I can take a look and give you my opinion?"
She pulls down her skirt and underwear. Little Johnny takes a look, a few seconds go by...
Girl: "So, Little Johnny, what do you think is wrong?!"
LJ: "Well, I ain't a doctor, but one thing is for sure. Looks like someone tore your balls off."
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