Him and his wife are tired of it, it's starting to hurt their marriage. Bob decides to take his lunch hour from work and head to his doctor about it.
"Well Dick, it's just happening too fast, I can't seem to get it under control, what do you think?"
"Bob, we have pills and treatments and the like, but I have a trick you can try before we go down those routes."
Bob replies "Well Dick, I am all ears."
"When ever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." Dick replies reassuringly.
Bob leaves the doctors feeling excited, what a brilliant plan he thought. On his way he started to brainstorm - what could reliably startle him? He was a pretty tough guy and wasn't scared of much.
He happened to pass a gun shop and then it clicked, a starter pistol! He loops around and pulls in, this was it he thought, his problems we're all over now. Bob picks up his new secret weapon on the spot, being a non lethal weapon it allowed him to pick it up right then and there.
Deciding to skip the second half of work Bob went straight home, it was time to make things right with his wife...
Surprising her with his early arrival, she was already naked and ready to go. They start going at it and before long they were 69ing and he felt the urge and fired the pistol!
The next day he went to the doctors and Dick asked "Well, how did it go?"
"Not so good Dick... when I fired the pistol my wife bit off 3 inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my neighbor came out of my closet naked with his hands up.“
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