The Kiwi sits down in the isle seat, kicks off his shoes, wriggles his toes and relaxes back, oblivious to the discomfort of the Aussies.
An hour into the flight, the aussie in the window seat asks if the Kiwi can get up, so that he can go get a beer.
"To save the fuss mate, I'll just go grab ya one"
The Aussie grudgingly accepted, and while the Kiwi was away, the second one picked up one of the Kiwi's shoes, and spat in it repititively.
When the Kiwi arrived with the beer, he asked him earnestly:
"You wouldn't mind grabbing another one of those for me would you mate?"
The Kiwi looked slightly uncomfortable, but went to get another.
While he was away they picked up his other shoe and filled it with saliva.
The Aussies drank their beers and no words were spoken until the end of the flight, when the Kiwi put his shoes back on. He winced and exclaimed earnestly:
"It's got to stop friends!
This endless animosity between our two fair contries!
The racist jokes, the stereotyping!
The animosity, the violence between our sportsmen!"
He stood up into the isle, looked down and started shaking his head:
"The spitting in the shoes... and the pissing in the beers."
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