They're all nearing that magical age where the birds and the bees are becoming more and more fascinating; so they all decide to compare dicks. The white third grader pulls his out first, and it's pretty hum-drum, nothing special about it. The Hispanic third grader pulls his out, and it's bigger than the white kid's, but only by a hair. The Asian third grader's tale is sad and predictable. But when the black third grader whips his out, the sheer enormity of it sends the other boys running and screaming in terror.
Later that day, the confused black third grader walks into his dining room, drops his schoolbag by the door, and sits at the table with his face in his hands. His mother walks by and says, "What's got you down, sport?" and he says, "Momma, why's my penis so much bigger than the other boys at school?"
and she says, "Boy, you eighteen years old!!"
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