My mom was the worst at having to break bad news to me. I remember i came home from school one day and she said, “Anthony, i don’t know how to tell you this, but I’ve been having an affair, and you can’t tell dad. I said, "well why not?”
She said, “Because he just passed away. - Anthony Jeselnik
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