At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very
easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even
when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by
his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your
father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from
work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father
promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to
your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when
he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by
saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail,
opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."
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