and says "What is it?"
The Indian grunts "Man, stovepipe hat. Woman calico dress. Little boy, little girl. Little dog. Conestoga wagon headed west."
The man asks "Good God! You can tell all that just by listening to the ground?"
The Indian replies "Hell no! Run over me half hour ago!"
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