The man sitting next to her says, "that's a beautiful dog you have there. Is he sick?"
The lady says, "No not really. It's just that every time I get down on all fours to clean my floor, he mounts me from behind and starts to hump me."
The man says, "Oh, so you're going to have him neutered?"
The lady says, "Hell no. I'm going to have his nails clipped."
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