A mother wanted to kill her three boys. She grabbed the first thing she could and put BBs in the kids mashed potatoes in hopes of choking or poisoning.
The next day, the first boy came to his mother and said "Mommy Mommy! I got a BB stuck in my weenie and I can't go pee" ... She replied "Ok son, go see your father and he will help you out."
An hour later, the second boy came to his mother and said "Mommy Mommy!! I got a BB stuck in my weenie and I can't go pee" ... She replied the same as the first and had the father help the boy out.
Another hour later, the third boy comes up and says "MOMMY MOMMY!!!..." she interrupts him and says "Let me guess, you got a BB stuck in your weenie and you can't go pee?" -- The boy quickly says "NO! I popped a boner and killed the dog!"
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