it was the first day of school

It was the first day of school for a 2nd grade class. The teacher is asking the kids what their fathers do for a living.
The teacher asks little Jimmy what his dad does for a living. Little Jimmy replies "my dad is a policeman".
The teacher says that's good Jimmy that's a good profession. She asks little Susie, little Susie replies “my dad is a lawyer”. The teacher says that's very good Susie that's a great profession to be in.
The teacher asks little Mikey who says "my dad is a doctor". The teacher says that's super, that's a wonderful profession to be in.
The teacher goes to little Johnny and little Johnny says "my dad is a male stripper at a gay bar". The teacher just says "um, okay" and moves on.
Finally later in the day the kids go to recess and the teacher pulls Johnny aside and asks, "is your dad really a stripper at a gay bar?"
Johnny says, "No. He plays for the Cubs, but that's too embarrassing."

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