.. When suddenly a small lizard walked by.
"What are you doing up there?" The Lizard asked
"I'm smoking some weed. You should try some, it's real' good!" The monkey replied.
Not having anything to lose, the lizard accepted.
A little while later, the lizard was feeling thirsty and went down to the nearby waterhole to get something to drink.
There, he met an alligator who could smell something from the Lizard.
Upon explaining that he'd been smoking, the alligator went back, infuriated.
"Hey, are you the monkey who's smoking dope?!" The alligator yelled.
The monkey's bloodshot eyes almost popped out of his head, saying
"Holy shit, dude! How much water did you drink?!"
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