So a lizard is walking in the jungle

And he hears someone calling him from a tree.

"Hey Lizard, come smoke a joint with me!" says a monkey up high in a tree. The lizard says "fuck yeah!" and climbs up to hit the doobie.

They're all nice and baked when the lizard gets cotton mouth. "Im gonna go down to the lake for a drink of water, I'll be back" says the red eyed lizard. He gets to the lake and finds a crocodile, chilling. The crocodile asks "watcha doin' there Lizard?"

"Im up on this tree smoking with Monkey!"

"Monkey is smoking?! This I gotta see!!"

"Go ahead," says the lizard "he's near the caves. I'll catch up with ya"

So the crocodile finds the tree and and Monkey and yells "Monkey! What's up?!"

Monkey looks astonished and terrified as he stutters "H-h-how much water did you drink?"