Pleasuring his wife. Nothing seems to help him in bed, supplements, viagra, nothing. Finally sick of her dissapointed looks and desperate for a solution he goes to a voodoo doctor for help.
After telling the doctor the problem, he says "I have just the thing." And digs around in his cupboards for a few moments before pulling out a small vial of clear liquid. "This will do it for you, if it doesnt theres no hope."
So the man pays and on his way out he is stopped by the voodoo doctor. "One last thing. Only take one drop per night. When its all gone youll be fine for good. And heres my card if you have any more questions."
So the man heads home. That night, he takes a drop and has the best sex of his life. His wife was more than sated and he felt like a man again.
The next night. He decides to take two drops. The sex was even better.
The next night, three drops, even better sex.
The next night he drinks what is left in the vial.
The following morning his son finds the card and calls the voodoo doctor.
"Shaman Tomba speaking."
"What. The. FUCK. Did you give my dad!? Now my moms dead, my sisters pregnant, my butt hurts and my dads in the backyard saying here kitty kitty kitty!"
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