Wasp Jokes

Wasp Jokes

Redneck quickies 3


You might be a redneck if...You've totaled eve...

Redneck quickies 3


You might be a redneck if...


You've totaled ...

Honeybees


Two bees meet at a local rosebush.First Bee: ...

The two bee's


Two bees ran into each other. One asked the ot...

A Man is a Wasp?


How can you tell if a man is a WASP?


He gets...

Two bumble bees ran into each other one evening....


Two bumble bees ran into each other one evenin...

Jewish Bee


Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bus...

Wasp Expert


The world expert on European wasps was strolli...

A man walks into a pet shop

He goes up to the counter and says "i'll take o...

Beeoligist

Is that a bee or a wasp?
I don't know I'm not a...

If the wasp hadn't of stung me I wouldn't have killed it.

The lesson learned is that violence bee gets vi...

so i walked in some shop to buy a wasp

he said we dont sell wasps i said well theres o...

Petshop

Man goes in to petshop and asks for a pet wasp....

A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp."

The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." ...

Man walks into a bakery

Says to the baker "I'd like to buy a wasp pleas...

So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle.

So there once was this wasp that lived in a jun...

I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play.

But I thought I was the bees' knees...

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

A man with a lisp goes to a cafe...

A man with a lisp is out one really hot day and...

So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle

This was not your ordinary wasp though-he was s...