He starts walking up this long driveway to what looks like a farmhouse. On the way up, there is a man having sex with a donkey. He is a little taken aback but continues on to the house.
At the door a young boy answers. The census taker ignores his regular introduction and says "hey there, young man. Did you know there is a man having sex with a donkey in your yard?"
To which the boy responds, "oh, that's just my dad. Heeyaaalways does that."
*you must use your best donkey bray to deliver.*
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