... and when it arrives, the waiter has his thumb inside it.
"Excuse me, why is your thumb in my soup?"
"Oh sorry, sir, it has a little infection and the doctor told me to keep it warm."
"What?! Why don't you stick it up your ass, then?"
"I did, but I needed the hand to bring your soup."
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