A man walks into a bar...

And sees a man, about 1 foot tall playing the piano.

"Damn!" He exclaims, "how is this possible?"

The bartender explained that there is a genie in the back of the bar.

Excited, the man goes into the back of the bar and wishes for a million bucks. To his surprise, suddenly 1 million ducks fly out of the bar.

"This genie has some bad hearing! I asked for a million bucks, and I got a million ducks!."

The bartender pauses and says, "Yeah, you think I really wished for a 12 inch pianist..."

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