One day a mouse is driving his shiny red corvette through the jungle when he comes across a lion trapped in a large hole. The lion begs the mouse for his help and the mouse being so generous decides to help the lion out. So grabs some rope from his trunk and ties it to his bumper and let's it down to the lion. The lion climbs out and is easily freed. The lion thanks the mouse and assures him he will never forget the favor. A few days later the lion is cruising through the jungle in his beat up van and sees the mouse stuck in the same hole he had been. Remembering his debt the lion knew he had to help the mouse. So without thinking the lion walks over to the hole, unzipps his pants and lays his cock down into the hole. The mouse scurries up and is freed.
The moral of the story, you don't need a shiny red corvette if you've got a huge cock
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