Red hood and Big bad wolf.

Little red riding hood was walking through the forst and saw the wolf hiding in the grass She said what big ears you have and he says the better to hear you with & he runs off...

Then she sees him hiding behind a tree & she says what big eyes you have,the better to see you with he says & runs off...

Then she sees him hiding behind a rock & says what big teeth you have & he says dammit would you leave me a lone I'm trying to take a poop,dam little nosy brat.