A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash.

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash.

He puffs out his chest, looking all tough, and says to everyone in the bar, "Watch this!"

He pulls down his pants, opens the alligator's jaws, puts his penis inside the alligator's mouth, closes it, and then punches the alligator right between the eyes with all his strength.

The alligator's jaws spring open, and the man puts his completely unharmed penis away.

He says to the rest of the bar, "Is anyone else *man* enough to try this?"

After a brief moment of silence, a timid guy in the corner replies,

"I'll do it, but please just don't hit me so hard on the head."

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