The bartender points to a horse in the corner. "If you can make that horse laugh, you get free drinks all night". The man whispers into the horse's ear and the horse starts roaring with laughter. The astonished bartender makes good on the bet.
A week later the same man walks into the same bar. This time the bartender says, "If you can make the horse cry, you get free drinks all week". The man walks up the the horse and the horse starts bawling like a baby.
The bartender says "Hey buddy, what's the deal".
The man says, "Last week, I told the horse that my dick was bigger than his. This week, I showed him"
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