Yo Mama's So Fat...

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
- Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
- Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: "Free Willy! free Willy!"
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code
- Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
- Yo Mama's so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
- Yo Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."
- Yo Mama's so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell "Taxi!"
- Yo Mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St..
- Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
- Yo Mama's so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be "incredible bulk."
- Yo Mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.
- Yo Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles
- Yo Mama's so fat, I guess we know what's eating Gilbert Grape.
- Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
- Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
- Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
- Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said "GET THE HELL OFF!!"
- Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
- Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver".
- Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
- Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
- Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
- Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
- Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002's.
- Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
- Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.
- Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
- Yo mama's so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
- Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
- Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
- Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
- Yo mama's so fat, she bumps into people when she's sitting down.
- Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
- Yo Mama's so fat, her butt has it's own congressmen.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.