A man walks into a bar (NSFW)

A man walks into a bar, and as men do at bars he orders a beer. And soon it turns into several beers. And as men do after several beers this man is gets rather drunk and needs to piss. So he walks into the bathroom and uses one of the urinals. He looks down to the urinal next to him and sees a short man in a green suit taking a piss. This little guy has the absolutely largest dick that the man has ever seen. The man is absolutely shocked.

In this man's drunken stupor he blurts out, "Oy, that is one fucking big cock ya got there!"

The little man in the green suit looks up and says, "Well of course I do, all leprechauns do!"

The man is even more shocked now, "Wait you're a fuckin' leprechaun?!"

Slowly the man tries to process this and suddenly grabs the leprechaun and says, "Well, now you need to give me your pot of gold!"

The little man looks up sadly and responds, "Well, you see, in this economy we leprechauns don't have pots of gold anymore. We decided it would be easier to grant a wish to the people who catch us, but there is a catch. If you want the wish you need to let me fuck you in the ass."

The man thinks for a second and agrees. The idea of getting anything he wants is just too tempting despite the massive size of the leprechaun's cock.

So they move to a stall, the little man jumps up on the toilet, and they start fucking. The little guy really starts giving it to him.

After about 15 minutes the man is really starting to regret his decision. Then the little man asks, "What's your name, friend?"

The man is barely able to talk while getting fucked in the ass like this, but he just manages to get out, "My name is Dave."

"Oh by the way, how old are ye, Dave?"

"35"

"Wow 35 years old and you still be believe in leprechauns!!!"