A man walks into a bar

He walks in and sits down at the counter. He reads the menu on the wall and see’s:
Hot dog $1
Hamburger $5
Cheeseburger $6
Hand job $20

He asks the lady behind the bar to come here. When she does, he asks her if she is the one that gives the hand job. Smiling, she says yes she is. He says “ok, then do me a favor. Go wash your hands and get me a fucking cheeseburger.”