In the 1950s, a man goes home one day and sees a moving truck at his neighbor's house. He then inquires and sees a man who is clearly moving in. Being friendly, he walks up to his neighbor and welcomes him to the neighborhood. He then asks what the newcomer's profession is. The man was a professor at the local university, and he taught logic. When the man learned this, he asked the professor what logic was, so the professor began:
"I see you have a doghouse, so you have dog. I see the doghouse is large so you have a large dog. If you have a large dog you probably have a family. If you have a family, you have children. If you have children, you have a wife, and if you have a wife, you are heterosexual."
The man understood and was interested, promising to come back to learn some more later. The next day he went to the bar with his friends and told him about his new neighbor. When they asked what he did, the man said he'd give an example.
He asked his buddy, "Do you have a dog?"
"Nope"
"Well then you're a fucking faggot."
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