A man walks into a bar

He sees a sign that says "Make the horse laugh, win a 100$."




Figuring that he could make some conversation, he asked the bartender "What's the deal with that sign?"





To which the bartender replies "Well, there's a horse out back, if you can make him laugh, I'll give you a 100$"





The man, up for the challenge, goes out back and finds the horse and whispers into its ear and within seconds the horse can't stop laughing. He walks back into the bar and spends his 100$ on a free round for everyone in the bar. (Small bar, cheap drinks)





He comes back to the bar the next day and sees a new sign "Make the horse cry, win 1000$" he asks the bartender for a drink and if its okay to try the contest again. The bartender says sure thinking the chances are unlikely.





The man goes out and shows the Horse something and the horse starts sobbing his eyes out. He walks back in and takes his 1000$ and has a few drinks and gives everyone a free round again.





"I gotta ask, how'd you do it?" Says the bartender.




"Well to make him laugh, I told him my dick was bigger than his, to make him cry, I showed him."





Edit: this is my favorite joke ever that my dad told me when I was probably 11. I normally hate long jokes but this is a classic.