In the bar

A guy walks up to a an absolutely stunning lady at a bar and says

"Ok check it . You may ask three questions . If I answer one wrong it's over , then I go ."

"Oookay. Uh. Which is my favorite animal?"

"Now, I thought you would ask something about me , something I could answer . But let's see . You are obviously not a cat person, I can see that right away . Possibly a sporty companion , something that requires a lot of work . I thought at first horse but given that you drink the Pabst, you are hardly a horse girl. Economy and time does not permit it, you prefer something with less maintenance cost , but enough to keep you going. You might even jogging or * throws a knowing look to the legs * , yes , running even with your dog buddy. Not only do I know it 's a dog from how you look , it's also about who you are . I see in your eyes infinite love flowing , but you do not love enough, you cannot. That is why you are close to your family, to the dog , and to the pub because you still need more..! Well, here I am.

"Um.. ok but you still have to pay me if you wanna fuck."