There was this king who was trying to find a man for his daughter. He sent out a paper stating that he was having a contest to see who could make her scream louder. Well, only 3 men showed up.
The first one went in and had sex with her, but it didn't seem to affect her in the way expected.
The second guy went in there and the same results appeared.
The third guy went in there and next thing you know, she is screaming really loud. They walk out and the guys are wondering how he did it. They asked him and in reply he simply told them that he put hot sauce on his dick.
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