What do a tornado and divorce in the South have in common?
Someone's losing their trailer.
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U2 is playing a concert in Scotland. Before they begin playing a song, Bono asks the audience to start clapping their hands along with him. Then he says, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies from hunger." Then a guy in the back of the audience says "THEN STOP FUCKIN' CLAPPIN' YER HANDS, YA IDIOT!"
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A nine-year-old boy walks in on his parents having sex. They notice he's watching, and the boy runs off distraught. The father turns to his wife, puts on some clothes and says, "I'll go talk to Timmy." He looks in Timmy's room and he's not there. Then he hears a noise coming from Timmy's grandmother's room. He goes inside and sees Timmy fucking his grandmother. The father is shocked and says "What the hell is going on?" And Timmy replies, "Not so funny when it's your mother, is it?"
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RIP Robin Williams. An inspiration to us all, we can only dream to be as talented and as funny as you.
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