A man finishes his lunch at the local deli and as he is leaving sees two hearses, a widower with a dog, and 200 men in single file lined up behind him.
Curious, the man walk over and says, "I don't mean to bother you, but what exactly is going on?"
The gentleman replies, "This is my wife's funeral procession."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that."
"Don't be," the man says, "she was a complete bitch. She hit my dog and he managed to kill her."
The guy looks at the dog, it seems friendly enough, shrugs it off and says, "Well if your wife is in one of the hearses, who is in the other?"
"My wife's mother. She saw my dog fighting with my wife and jumped in and tried to get him to stop, but he managed to kill her too."
"Wow, that's incredible!" the guy says. "Is there any way I can borrow your dog?"
The owner replies, "Yeah, sure. Get in line."
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