Once a plane crashed on an island.Three passengers managed to grab parachutes and landed safely only to find them surrounded by cannibals.The cannibals' leader approached them and said:"You three have only two choices.Either we eat you or you complete a task i give you and you will be free."
The three passengers immediately accepted to do the task.
The leader said:"There are two steps in the task.The first one is that each one of you must bring ten fruits of the same kind but you cannot bring the same kind of fruit as your comrades.
In short if one of you brings ten coconuts,the other two cannot choos3 coconuts."
The first one looked around the island and found ten apples.
He returned to the leader and handed him the apples.
The leader then said:"Now the step is to shove each of the ten apples in your asshole BUT you must not makeany noise of any kind.No crying,talking or laughing or else we eat you."
The man shoved the first apple and grunted.The cannibals ate him.
The second one found ten cherries.He went to the leader and the latter explained him the rules.
He started shoving the cherries one by one.As he was shoving the ninth cherry,he started to roar and laugh so loudly that tears came in his eyes.
The cannibal leader said:You broke the rules and now we must eat you.But why did you laugh if you could just be free if you had shoved the last cherry into your asshole.
The passenger said:"I saw the last one coming with ten pineapples!!!".
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