A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as Trump came on the TV..

After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there is the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him and left.
"Dadgum!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Trump country."
"Nope," the bartender replied, "Horse country!"

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