A man tells his shrink he's no longer attracted to his Fiance

"I can't explain it but for some reason I'm only attracted to fruit"

"Fruit, as in the sweet, fleshy product of a tree or plant?"

"Yes, fruit, I don't get it," he says with more than a hint of desperation creeping into his voice

"I've seen this before," the psychiatrist calmly explains.

"You have?"

"Yes, you have Twin Syndrome."

"Twin Syndrome?"

"You only come in pears!"

"Very funny doc, this is serious, I'm trying to save my relationship, I'm supposed to get married in a month for Christ's sake"

"How can you get married when you Cantaloupe?"

"God dammit man, this is not a joke!"

"Okay okay okay, relax, I can actually help, this is not as uncommon as you may think."

"Oh God I hope you're serious"

"I am, and the treatment is a bit unorthodox but you're just have to have a little faith?"

"I'll try anything"

"You have to leave here and go directly to a hospital. When you get there go straight to the ICU. Find a woman on life support and make wild passionate love to her and that's it, you're cured. But there's a catch she has to be a virgin" he says while clapping his hands together.

"Why does it have to be a virgin on life support"

"You need to pop a vegetable's cherry to cure your twin syndrome."

"You son of a bitch!"

"Orange you gonna at least try."

"You should be arrested!"

"So if you have multiple fruit partners does that make you a polysaccharide polygamist?"

"Are you even a real doctor?"

"What's your favorite fruit, the Kumquat?"

"I'm reporting you to the authorities!"

"Did you bring your Clementine on a Date?"

"Date as in the fruit?"

"Yes."

"Okay, I submit."

"Good, now take your filthy eyes off my banana."