An 80 year old virgin goes to the gynecologist

After running a few tests, the doctor comes back into the exam room and tells the virgin that she has crabs. The 80 year old virgin doesn't believe it; she's never had sex, do how could she possibly have crabs? She tells the gynecologist she wants a second opinion. She goes to see a second gynecologists who tells her the same thing. Refusing to believe it, she goes to a third gynecologist, the best one in the state. She explains to her that she's a virgin and she can't possibly have crabs. The gynecologist runs some tests and goes back into the exam room. She says "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies."