Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: Any luck? Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday, he boasts. Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am? asks the stranger. Nope. Well, meet the new game warden. Oh, gulped the fisherman. Well, do you know who I am? Nope. Meet the biggest liar in the state!
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