Suddenly, the camel keels over and dies. They're lying there contemplating their certain death, when the priest says,
"You know, I've never seen a naked woman before..."
The nun decides to take off her clothes. Then she says,
"I've never seen a naked man before."
The priest takes off his clothes. The nun looks down at his crotch and asks the priest "What's that?"
"It's a gift that god gave me to create life," he said.
"Great!" said the nun. "Now shove it up that camel's ass and lets get outta here!"
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