One day a man gets on a bus and sees a really hot nun. So by rule of nature, he goes and sits beside her. After numerous attempts of trying to chat her up, she gets fed up and gets off the bus abruptly in a huff. The bus driver says to the man 'I know that nun, she prays at the church every day at 8pm'.
So the man has an idea. He thinks that if he can convince the nun that he is God, she will have sex with him. So later that day, the man puts on his best God costume and heads off to the church. As soon as he arrives, the nun jumps into her arms and screams 'take me with you!'. With a smug look on his face he says 'of coarse, but first you must prove your loyalty by having sex with me'. The nun then says 'alright, but can we do anal?' The man, with his manhood already expanding, willingly agrees.
An hour passes. A whole hour of rough, sweaty, passionate sex, they are both lying in bed, completely exhausted. Suddenly, unable to contain himself, the man rips off his God mask and says 'Ha! I tricked you! It's the man from the bus!' The nun then rips off her mask and exclaims ' Ha! The joke's on you! It's me, the bus driver!
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