A senior and junior corrections officer are on patrol and hear two men grunting in the bathroom. They go to investigate the disturbance and find that one inmate is sodomizing the other inmate in one of the bathroom stalls. The two officers break the two inmates up. The junior officer asks where he should take the inmates and whether he should send them to box. The senior officer decides that only the inmate being sodomized should go to solitary confinement. The junior officer, clearly confused asks "why him and not the guy preforming the sodomization?" The senior officer looks at the junior officer and says "he already has his shit packed."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.