To start, I'm new to reddit and don't know if this is a repost, but its one of my favorite jokes.
God places Adam in the Garden of Eden. Adam is happy for a while, but over time, God notices that Adam has grown very sad.
He says to Adam, "Adam, why have you grown so sad. You have a wonderful life here."
Adam responds, "Well, God, I'm lonely".
God then creates all the fish of the sea, birds of the air, and creatures of the land and presents them to Adam one by one hoping that they will make Adam happy. Adam names them all, but refuses them all as a partner. God says to Adam, "I've made all the fish of the sea, birds of the air, and creatures of the land, but you've refused all of them. If you would like, I can make you an equal that is much like you".
Adam, rejoicing, says, "That would be great!"
God responds, "the only thing is, to make you an equal, I will need to take an arm..."
Adam ponders it for a while and says, "Well, what can I get for a rib"?
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