The waiting line to get into heaven is managed by St. Peter.
A busload of Nuns die and are in line.
The first nun goes to St. Peter and he says
“OK I have to ask, have you ever seen a penis?”
The nun replies, “I saw one once.”
St. Peter said, “Well, it’s OK, just wash your eyes with this
holy water.”So she did and POOF she went to Heaven.
The second nun came up and was asked the same thing.
She replied, “Well I touched one once...”
St. Peter told her “ Well, it’s OK, just wash your hands in this
holy water.” So she did and POOF she too went to Heaven.
Suddenly, a nun near the back of the line pushed her way to
the front of the line. St. Peter asked, “What are you doing?!”
The nun who cut in line responded, “I just wanted to wash my
mouth before Sister Anna put her ass in it.”
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