as it had been a hard day, she decided to chat him up and take him home with her. "What are you drinking handsome?" she asks, in her sexiest voice. "Magic Beer to make me fly" he replies nonchalantly.
Some what taken aback, but not to be put off, she says "Ha, if it's magic beer then prove it". He immediately jumps through the window, flies around the building twice and comes back to the bar.
"That's amazing!" she exclaimed, mind totally blown. And without a second thought, tells the barman, "I'll have what he's having".
She downs the drink in one go, runs at the window, jumps through the glass, and immediately falls four storeys to a gruesome death.
The barman turns to the handsome man and says "I like you superman, but you're a cunt when you're drunk."
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