He doesn't want to be interupted by anyone because he's very busy. Suddenly he hears a knock at the door. He angrily walks to the door and swings it open to see a snail at his feet.
"Hello sir! I was wondering if..." before he can finish what he's saying the may kicks him as hard as he possibly can off into the distance and slams the door shut.
One year later the man hears a knock at the door so he goes and opens it. He looks down and sees the same snail. The snail looks at him for a few seconds and says "Hey man, what the hell was that about"?
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