A horse walks into a bar and rests his head on the counter. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the long face?" The horse stares at the bartender with big glassy eyes and replies "I've got cancer". The bartender's jaw falls open as he stares in disbelief. "Holy shit! A talkin' horse!" Also it turns out the horse was a rabbi and a priest in a horse costume.
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