A man is walking down the street

A man is walking down the street when he sees a 50£ note on the road, trapped under the wheel of a parked car. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it out from under there without ripping it. He stands up and looks around, and sees a café across the street. He thinks to himself "I'll get some tea, and when I see that car leaves, I'll go get that note". So the man sits down in the café and has some tea. 10 minutes later, the owner of the car comes back and drives his car away. Everyone in the café stands up.

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