A police officer is following a speeding car down a deserted highway. The officer activates his lights and siren to pull the driver over, but instead of slowing down, the driver speeds up and takes off. The officer follows at high speed, and after about 10 minutes, the driver relents and pulls over.
Walking up to the speeding driver, the officer says harshly 'you better have a damn good excuse for what you've just done!'
The man jumps out of his car, throws his hands in the air and says 'Officer, 2 years ago my ex-wife ran off with a police officer - I was scared it was you trying to bring her back!!'
The officer stopped in his tracks, nods, says 'drive safely sir' and returns to his car and drives off!!
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