“I couldn’t possibly accept gifts in my position,” said Obama.
The TV host insists and said he could ask for anything, no matter how big or small.
“Well,” said Obama, “If you insist I suppose I could accept a dozen Titleist Pro V1’s (golf balls). My game is off and lately I seem to be loosing my balls.”
A month later the President is watching TV when the O’Reilly says, “A while back we asked a number of world leaders what they’d like most for the holidays. Francois Hollande said he’d like universal peace. Angela Merkel said she would like prosperity for the world’s poor. And President Obama said he needed balls.”
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