...they are already pretty high, when the girl leaves the room to use the bathroom. As soon as she shuts the door the guy realizes he needs to take a dump real bad. He sees a dog sitting in the corner and quickly comes up with a cunning plan - he decides that he will shit on the floor and then simply blame the dog for it when she comes back. He does just that. She comes back and freaks out - "why is there a shit on my carpet?!"
"It was the dog, it got up and took a shit on a carpet, nothing I could have done to prevent it" he claims.
She looks at him in disbelieve and replies:
"That's a stuffed dog you retard!"
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