Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, Did you see that? No, the second guy says. Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead, the first guy says. Oh, says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, Did you see that? See what? the second guy asks. Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there. Oh. A few minutes later the first guy says: Did you see that? By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, Yes, I did! And the first guy says: Then why did you step in it?
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