A man is driving on the highway..

When suddenly he sees a naked man with his hands tied to the side of the road.
He stops and asks what's going on?
The naked man answers:
"You won't believe this it, i picked up a hitchiker and the fucker stole my car, clothes and fucked me in the ass!"

The guy in the car unzips his pants and says: "this really ain't your lucky day"

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